Although my column is rooted in my own experiences which I try to paint as humorous, there’s always been something I’ve been paranoid about, or avoided. Through myriad years of lying about my age, never once thinking about what I should do with myself at all for too long, and rushing in and out of …
This year’s girl: Bussy Beat Birthday Celebration Read More »
As one of my closest friends facetimes our transgender groupchat from post-surgery in Texas, her face is bruised, bloodied, hammered. Her face swollen into a newfound beauty, jaw shaved and skin glossy with sweat. Her eyes are swollen from lid to undereye, painted purple and black with bruising: an elegant eyeshadow that cost thousands. Her …
Despite being someone who publicly announced they once threw up on a man while sucking dick (and has routinely told that story as an ice breaker) some of you may think there’s nothing I won’t share or say. An open book, with open legs, and an open heart (read: throat) always seemed to be the …
If you think you’re having a hard time, I can honestly assure you, that no, you actually aren’t: as an American, I honestly believe I am the most important (and oppressed) person in the universe, and God is specifically bestowing holy condemnation upon me — but these issues far extend past my skin allergies (which …
POWER OF THE FEMCEL ARC: I am not a slut, and now I am better than all of you. Read More »
Porn — lesbian porn, trans porn, gay porn, food porn, straight porn, fisting porn, furry porn, hentai porn, free porn and premium porn: Pornography and it’s associated paraphillias encompass 25% of my online activity, and probably more of yours, since I am the pinnacle of healthy morality and my readers, the lot of you depraved …
The art of the hole pic: Interview with adult actress Mimi Oh Read More »
“Why are you such a fucking bitch, like, all the time and for no reason?” Is a question I’m often asked, one that I used to wear like a badge of honor, but which is now something I nervously dismiss because getting into the specifics of my answer requires me to reveal my age… until, …
Problematic? No problem! How gatekeeping taught me survival (and how to be mean online) Read More »
